holy shit

Im relly drunk. Yes, at 10AM. No i dont want to talk about it.

Hey internet, you ever thought that you believed in osmething and later realized it is just a bunch of bullshit? Tahts basically what happened to me last night.l I thought, "hey, I may as well be happy while i can right?", but i was just deluding myself into thinking everything was goign well, when really i hate where my life is going. I should have gotten off this path a long time ago, back when i realized i hated computer engineering, but now its too late and I have to dop it for the rest of my life. On second thought, maybe i'll jusrt go become a "haberdasher to the stars" or some bullshit like that. sounds lucrative right?

REbecca Black is terrible. she is a terrible, terrible singer. She makes puncturing your own eardrum with a damn toothpick seem like a very appealing option.. why do they play her music at bowling alleys now?! I mean, im not topping any charts either, but she is just awful.

By the way, did yuo know that George Washington was 8 ft tall and weighted a fucking ton? LIterally a ton. 2000 pounds. thats a ton i think.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_1_ton_has_2000_pounds

Im RIGHT!

Anyway, fuck beign sober, fuck computer engineering, fuck life. just waltz through it as best you can and try not to Darwinize yourself. the only true goal is to survive and contrbute to the growing population crisis thats going to kill off our pathetic race...

if you're still reading, then thanks, whoever you are. in closing, I wish you a very happy April Fool's Day, sucker :)





I know that nobody will fall for this, and that it's probably only funny to me. I considered just stopping, but in the end I decided that the post was too much fun to write, so I kept going. Hope it gave you a laugh.

P.S. - The "Washington" thing is from this video that Sarina showed me the other night. It is pretty damn funny.